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I would have thought there'd be lots about GAME at the moment in the News section a the top of the page.

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The Ten Commandments of Gaming
Topic Started: May 17 2009, 12:37 PM (483 Views)
Cieran
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Here's an idea I had this morning, for no real reason. Probably seen it before somewhere, but whatever. We ought to draw up a list of ten commandments for gamers, as a ind of community effort. I'll publish them on the blog when we're done. Here are a couple that I thought of. Oh, and keep the "Thou shalt" etc in there :p.

  • If thou must cheat, then cheat not in competitive gameplay
  • Thou art a gamer, not casual or hardcore; Wii, PS3 or 360; console or PC.
Now your turn...

The following are by the members:
Inphoar:
* Thou shalt not covet your neighbour's inventory; you shall not covet your neighbour's rank, nor his skll, nor his luck, nor his standing, nor anything that is your neighbour's.
Col:
* Thou shalt not kill
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Col
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Does anyone here actually look at the blog? I haven't in ages.

Also, I think ten is a bit short. "The end-user license agreement of gaming" would be more appropriate. ;)

  • Thou shalt not kill

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Inphoar
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  • Thou shalt not covet your neighbour's inventory; you shall not covet your neighbour's rank, nor his skll, nor his luck, nor his standing, nor anything that is your neighbour's.
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Cieran
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I'll just add them all in for the moment, we can decide on a definitive list later...
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Inphoar
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Dilly-Dally Shilly-Shally
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If thou lies with the enemy, then thou shalt be stoned.
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Cieran
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This is gaming in general, not online gaming :p...
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Chunks
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The Internet told me I wasnt good enough so I hung myself D:
Though shalt not screen peek
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Takoa
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Thou shalt not delete thine friend's save file out of covetness for it.

Thou shalt save the princess, or world, or cake and smite thine enemies.
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TimeShift
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Legends
Thou shalt respect the boss for obtaining said rank.
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Chunks
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The Internet told me I wasnt good enough so I hung myself D:
Thou shalt game in moderation, for those whose lives are based around games have no lives at all! (11:17 WoW)
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DMHowe
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Thou shalt not sign up to a forum and up talking about video games more than playing them

Sorry guys.
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pivot ownage
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anyway back on subject.

Thou shalt disregard or bad mouth any console and/or game before test play.
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Cieran
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Didn't even know about that, I don't make a habit of following CAD. Too much bawww and B^U. Plus those are pretty douchey...
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DMHowe
Jul 7 2009, 10:38 PM
Thou shalt not sign up to a forum and up talking about video games more than playing them

Sorry guys.

Well considering I'm coming close to my 3500th online race on mario kart I think I broke this one.
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Col
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Thou shalt not use the term "noob" to describe thy competitors or colleagues whom have played the game for longer than thee but are inferior in gaming ability. Thou shalt respect the true meaning of the noob.
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Chunks
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The Internet told me I wasnt good enough so I hung myself D:
Thou shalt not betray thous colleague or though shalt be booted off the server
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pivot ownage
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Crazy dance lol
Thou shalt not spam or use any noob tool unless no other action is possible.
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Cieran
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pivot ownage
Jul 8 2009, 12:39 PM
Thou shalt not spam or use any noob tool unless no other action is possible.

*Facepalm* Refer to two posts above.

Also, did I say it before? I forget. This is gaming, not just online gaming...
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Col
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Thy console is not capable of cheating.

Thy console shalt not adhere to verbal abuse.
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Thy console is not working for the government.

Thou should not abuse others with the wiimote as a sabotage in Wii Sports.
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