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Title: Clueless And Takoa Tour Japan!
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joshytclegg - October 22, 2007 08:50 PM (GMT)
now this was inspired by a rather funny conversation on msn and me and takoa thought itd be a reet laugh so ill make the first update tommorow, this is all in the name of fun ;)

Dino Dan the Dinosaur Man - October 22, 2007 08:51 PM (GMT)
Oooh, ooh, I love Japan :yay: Although I've never actually been :(

Dewa mata ashita, then :p

joshytclegg - October 22, 2007 08:52 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Dino Dan the Dinosaur Man @ Oct 22 2007, 09:51 PM)
Oooh, ooh, I love Japan :yay: Although I've never actually been :(

Dewa mata ashita, then :p

ya what?

Dino Dan the Dinosaur Man - October 22, 2007 08:53 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (joshytclegg @ Oct 22 2007, 09:52 PM)
QUOTE (Dino Dan the Dinosaur Man @ Oct 22 2007, 09:51 PM)
Oooh, ooh, I love Japan :yay: Although I've never actually been :(

Dewa mata ashita, then :p

ya what?

That's how to pronounce "see you tomorrow" in Japanese. :p

Leo - October 23, 2007 06:02 AM (GMT)
Heh, Japan. The greatest country on earth. Street food, video games and beautiful countryside. *Sigh*

Blaze - October 23, 2007 06:27 AM (GMT)
Oh man. This is going to be crazy as hell.
Blaze is going to b in here too you know. Can't have Clueless and Takoa without their noble great Fox friend! Even if he is only a cameo appearance. xD I guess I could write too...

joshytclegg - October 23, 2007 11:26 AM (GMT)
Clueless got up off the hard street floor and looked around, it was a dark night, the buildings were lit up with neon and swarms of humans roamed the streets. Clueless looked at the floor and saw 2 strange headsets and a note which read

'hey Clueless and Takoa if your reading this then my experiment worked, those headsets are so everything sounds mobian to you and everything sounds whatever language they speak to them, Peace out! Tails.'


Clueless then noticed Takoa was with him "were are we?" he asked, Clueless put on a headset and read the nearest map "a place called Tokyo" Clueless said out loud "CLUELESS AND TAKOA THE HEDGEHOGS!" Clueless and takoa heard someone shout as a huge group of the native girls charged towards them "oh no should we run takoa?" Clueless asked but takoa was already dashing down tyhe nearest alleyway "oh thanks!" Clueless shouted unfolding his wings and flying after him.

Dino Dan the Dinosaur Man - October 23, 2007 11:40 AM (GMT)
Oh great, more hedgehogs. Don't you people get sick of Sonic?
:PJIfeena:

Takoa - October 23, 2007 01:02 PM (GMT)
"There's only one thing I dislike more than water." Takoa said to Clueless after he had caught up with him. "Crazed fan-girls. And those ones were crazed more than most." Takoa shuddered.
"What is this place? There are so many humans everywhere." Clueless wondered.
"And the clothing they wear is really strange too. Those girls back there were wearing all kinds of weird clothes with the strangest pictures on them..."
"Hey, there's a shop open over there! Maybe we can go and ask where we are." Clueless suggested, pointing at a small store to the side of the alley.
"Alright." Takoa agreed.
The two walked over to the shop and entered.
"Ah, konnichiwa. I like your costumes, gentlemen. They almost look like they could be the real thing." The shop keeper said to them.
"Uh, right. Anyway, we were wondering if you could tell us where we are." Takoa told the shop keeper.
"You are in my shop." the man replied.
"We know that, but where is your shop?" Clueless asked him.
"Down an alley." The human replied.
Clueless and Takoa both sighed.
"Ok, whatever. Thanks." Takoa said to the man before leaving the shop.
"Hey, Takoa! Look at this!" Clueless called from in the shop.
"What?" Takoa asked him, walking back into the shop.
"Wherever we are, they have Wii's here too. And look at that game." Clueless pointed at a white Wii game case with a blue hedgehog and fire on the front.
"Sonic and the Secret Rings? Why is Sonic in a game here?" Takoa asked, confused.
"I dunno. Maybe he's been here before and so they made a game of him for some reason?" Clueless suggested.
"I wonder what else they have here." Takoa thought.
The two continued to look around the shop.

There ya go. :p

joshytclegg - October 23, 2007 02:56 PM (GMT)
"hey look another mobian hedgehog!" clueless shouted diving out of the shop " awesome clueless costume" the apparent mobian shouted "ya what? your not a mobian and what do you mean costume!" Clueless shouted "wow good impression hey do the sleya tarano action" the man shouted taking off his costume and getting all his friends to gather around "as you wish SLEYA TARANO" clueless shouted the fireball leaving his finger tips sending the human flying into a shop window "WOW IT REALLY IS CLUELESS!" a group of girls shouted swamping him "help me takoa HELP!" Clueless shouted, Takoa ran out the shop and yanked him up and began to run down the street, clueless used his hoverboots and followed "There hands were everywere! dont you ever tell Rei about this!" Clueless gasped as they finally lost the group of girls, clueless suddenly burst into laughter
"what, whats up clueless?" Takoa asked
"you!" clueless laughed
"what about me?"
"you got a little bit to close to the Fan girls"
"what do you mean?"
clueless then proceeded to turn him towards an shop window were he saw his reflection "Holy S***" they took my pants and my T-Shirt!" takoa shouted "yeah and they almost got ya boxers" clueless laughed "well at least they didnt have there hands down there!" Takoa retaliated "shutup!" Clueless shouted back rather embarassed, he then shoved takoa inside the shop luckily it was a clothes shop.

Blaze - October 23, 2007 05:08 PM (GMT)
This is so awesome. xD
It's hilarious. Now, where will Takoa get new clothes?

EDIT : I am begging to be in this. xD

joshytclegg - October 24, 2007 11:51 AM (GMT)
you will make an appearence a bit later ok?

Leo - October 24, 2007 11:56 AM (GMT)
Heh, quite cool. Where will you go next I wonder...

I'm not begging to be in this but I wouldn't mind being in it. Briefly.

joshytclegg - October 24, 2007 11:58 AM (GMT)
you might just might make a small appearence.

Leo - October 24, 2007 11:59 AM (GMT)
Whatever, thanks.

joshytclegg - November 8, 2007 06:30 PM (GMT)
Somewere in the centre of tokyo a gray fox stirred in his sleep "ah god what happened last night, i dont remember a thing!" he shouted clutching his head "well i remeber everything and it was great" someone whispered in his ear kissing his cheek "wait you dont sound like selly" The gray fox pondored swinging round to face the mystery person, it was a human, an odd looking one at that, naked, "i didnt! i didnt!" The gray fox shouted "oh yes you did blaze" the human whispered, blaze then porceeded to grab his clothes and head for the nearest exit "youll be back blaze you love me! youll be back!" the human woman shouted running out into the corridor, still naked, which she quickly realised dashing inside.

Blaze - November 8, 2007 06:42 PM (GMT)
Oh Schnap. :p

joshytclegg - November 9, 2007 10:03 PM (GMT)
"oh schnap" indeed many many more crazy updates are soon to come

joshytclegg - December 7, 2007 09:58 PM (GMT)
Blaze ran through the streets of tokyo putting on his clothes as he went, as he put on his jeans a crumpled a piece of paper tumbled to the floor and he was suddenly aware he was wearing a headset, he picked up the note and began to read, it read 'hey Blaze as youll probably be aware your not on mobius, well i sent you to another universe, dont ask, and its gonna be a month till you get back but itll be fun, so while your there im gonna barracde my lab so when you get back you dont kill me, see ya!" once Blae had finished reading he was so angry that the piece of paper burst into flames "your dead Tails!" He screamed.

Blaze - December 8, 2007 07:17 PM (GMT)
Funny. ^_^
Go Blaze go!

joshytclegg - March 7, 2008 09:13 PM (GMT)
Resurrected XD



Takoa put some clothes on checking how he looked in the mirror, he looked....exactly the same
"Hey Clueless apparantly these cost 2000yen" Takoa shouted from the changing rooms
"what in the name of mobious is yen?" Clueless shouted back
"i dunno but i know we don't have it, so i will do this" Takoa replied suddenly a red flash ran out of the shop too fast for the alarms to notice that Takoa had just run off with a load of clothes.

Clueless chased after Takoa but came to an abrupt stop when he saw something very disturbed, a 400 foot tall Cieran with a speech bubble that said 'Cieran Loves FireFox!', while Clueless wanted to vomit Takoa rolled about in histerics and then he saw him a red one tailed fox drooling in front of a collosal him, Clueless walked towards him and grabbed his arm "come one lets go" Cieran proceeded to bite his hand
"i don't care how i got here but i am not leaving!" Cieran snapped
"ow you bit me you disturbed admin!" Clueless retailiated
"shhhh i am not an admin in Eotd idiot"
"oh yeah sorry"
Takoa then walked over crying from laughter, he saw Cieran and fell backwards onto the floor laughing.

TimeShift - March 7, 2008 09:20 PM (GMT)
Resurrection! Woot! Although this was here before I joined......

But I've still read it ^_^

Blaze - March 8, 2008 08:47 AM (GMT)
Blaze ran into a large shoe and fell backwards. He looked up and saw a giant Cieran.
"Oh schnap." He mumbled. He stood up and brushed himself off before seeing Clueless being bitten by Cieran and Takoa in hysterics.
"Maybe I should leave th- Nah!" Blaze said, running straight into the three.
"Blaze!" Clueless yelled, patting him on the arm.
"Nice to see ya." Takoa added. Cieran was still fixated on his giant statue.
They grabbed Cieran by his collar and dragged him around the city.
"No! My statue! Me!" He cried, trying to struggle free.

I'll do more some other time.

joshytclegg - March 8, 2008 12:41 PM (GMT)
THe group dragged Cieran into a japanese food shop and saw two four tailed foxes arguing at the counter
"with!" one roared his gang approaching behind him
"without!" the other one shouted in a sort of tantrum
The Gang moved closer and the 'without' fox went into panic and shouted "hey there is Blaze, Clueless, Takoa and a Cieran, Shifts away!" he ran for the door but stopped abruptly "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkk a mouse!" he squealed and headed for the toilets....the ladies toilets. The gang left after that little fiasco and Clueless just sat with his group, Cieran was trying to gnaw away at his tied down arm "must get free!" he shouted Takoa proceeded to smash a bottle of ketchup over his head knocking him out cold. after a few minutes a waiter walked over with three cans of chaotix cola (as seen in Eotd!) "on the house for such great costumes!" the waiter smiled walking away, Clueless went to grab his can but noticed they were all gone, Blaze was cracking them open "Blaze NO!" Takoa screamed diving under the table.

Blaze downed the cans and felt the sugar course through him
"SUGAR! SUGAR! RAGUS!" he screamed
"Ragus?" Clueless repeated seeming confused
"SUGAR! becakwards idiot" Blaze said normally then going hyper again, he then began to run about in a frenzy accidently cutting Cierans ropes
"i am free!!!!!!" Cieran laughed running for the door, Shifts stepped out of the ladies toilets and saw Blaze and the mouse on the floor
"i am safer in there" he mumbled entering the toilets again

Blaze - March 8, 2008 12:43 PM (GMT)
Ragus. XD

Very good Josh. :D
I've put up a new comic this morning. ^_^
I'll do a special for this sometime. XD

TimeShift - March 8, 2008 01:25 PM (GMT)
lol He's safer in the toilets. XD

For those who don't know, Shifts was arguing with Dark Shifts :smug:

Moose_Man - October 24, 2008 09:47 PM (GMT)
well i sorta forgot about this. meh might aswell update.


Cieran ran out the door and ran back in.
"eeep" he squealed
"what's wrong?" Clueless questioned, pinning Blaze on the floor
"look at that sign out there" Clueless raised his head to peer out of the window, a sign saying "fox hunting re-legalised".
"AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that is sooo funny!" Clueless roared
"urm Clueless" Takoa said slowly pointing at another sign "Hedgehog hunting season open"
"meep run!" Blaze yelped; Shifts ran out of the toilets screaming "ahhhhhhhhhhhh, i didn't need to know they were 'discreet with superior absorbency than the leading brand!'.

The group ran through the city eventually stopping in a darkened park
"well can this get any worse?" Blaze questioned, the group stared wide eyed at him, he had just invoked the demon words, a person sneaked up behind him
"hey foxey want some ladey sausage?" the man/woman/it said; the group puked in unison and ran.

After 5 hours of none stop running they stopped under some cherry blossoms
"i say we kill Blaze, he can bring nothing but bad luck!" Takoa shouted, the group closed around Blaze
"no wait i am all for killing in the name of cannabilism but come on in the name of protecting your selves is just.............ah it is reasonable i guess" Blaze paniced and ran towards a pack of school girls
"what they are going to do to him is more torture than any of us could ever of put him under" Clueless spoke solemnly
"indeed" Takoa replied.



Take into account this update was done on the forum post screen so the grammar will be awful.




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